I like saying the word, vagina. It shocks people and produces a hilarious effect. Wednesday nights I meet up with fellow college kids (is that a misnomer?) at my church for... I don't know what, really. Tonight we played Taboo, last week we met at a coffee shop to discuss a book, and we've been planning to have a bonfire for the past few weeks now. I guess the word I'm looking for to describe our weekly gathering is fellowship.
Anyways, tonight a group of us were eating dinner, and the desert- a generic berry crumble/pie/tart- was a cheery shade of red. After I mentioned that I only wanted two children coming out of MY vagina, one of the guys(!) thoughtfully remarked about the crumble/pie/tart. Ack!
How did that back fire onto me?
My shoulders are pleasingly sore from the fifty-eleven pushups I did yesterday. Summer is coming, and so are my FLOTUS arms.
One thing that I do exceptionally well? Sing. Just ask my shower head.
4/06/2011
4/01/2011
10 Things...
I've been reading several blogs for a few years now, but this marks my first foray into producing content of my own. I like to know a little bit about a person before deciding whether or not to make their daily musings apart of my own daily routine. So, in the spirt of doing unto others as I'd have them do unto me...
Ten Things You Don't Know About Me:
1. I can speak passable Mandarin Chinese.
2. I can speak fluent Ubbi-Dubbi. (Just in case Chinese wasn't impressive enough. heh)
3. I am a literal African-American, as my mother was born in the US. However, I consider myself to be
African.
4. I love to discuss race relations in America, and cried tears of joy when Disney released the Princess and
the Frog.
5. I never learned how to blow a (gum) bubble, or properly perform a split.
6. I did learn how to ride a bicycle, but only after crashing into both the side of my friend's house and the
back of her neighbor's car.
7. I love, love, Love to sing.
8. My dream job is to be a working actress and singer, a la Audra McDonald.
9. I ran a 10K last year with my mom and granddad. My granddad finished first. (In my defense, he is a
seasoned marathoner, and he had run that exact race three times previously.)
10. I don't own a camera, so until I eventually buy one, this bliggetty blog will be text only. Sorry.
*Bonus* I like to say unfortunate things like "bliggetty blog"; I once told a customer to "rock and roll" as a
way of saying "have a nice day".
Did anyone pull off a good April Fool's joke today?
Ten Things You Don't Know About Me:
1. I can speak passable Mandarin Chinese.
2. I can speak fluent Ubbi-Dubbi. (Just in case Chinese wasn't impressive enough. heh)
3. I am a literal African-American, as my mother was born in the US. However, I consider myself to be
African.
4. I love to discuss race relations in America, and cried tears of joy when Disney released the Princess and
the Frog.
5. I never learned how to blow a (gum) bubble, or properly perform a split.
6. I did learn how to ride a bicycle, but only after crashing into both the side of my friend's house and the
back of her neighbor's car.
7. I love, love, Love to sing.
8. My dream job is to be a working actress and singer, a la Audra McDonald.
9. I ran a 10K last year with my mom and granddad. My granddad finished first. (In my defense, he is a
seasoned marathoner, and he had run that exact race three times previously.)
10. I don't own a camera, so until I eventually buy one, this bliggetty blog will be text only. Sorry.
*Bonus* I like to say unfortunate things like "bliggetty blog"; I once told a customer to "rock and roll" as a
way of saying "have a nice day".
Did anyone pull off a good April Fool's joke today?
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